Like a librarian who finds an accordion player covertly jamming between the bookshelves, today's WagJag forces your hair to promptly book it. Banish hair from where it's not wanted with today's WagJag from Hands That Heal Wellness Centre:

• $99 for one year of unlimited laser hair removal sessions for one small body region (up to a $400 value) – Valid on the following areas: upper lip, chin, cheeks, glabella (the skin between eyebrows and above nose), forehead, linea line, hands and fingers, feet and toes, sternum
• $199 for one year of unlimited laser hair removal sessions for one medium body region (up to a $900 value) – Valid on one of the following areas: back of neck, front of neck, underarms, bikini line, Brazilian, abdomen, shoulders
• $299 for one year of unlimited laser hair removal sessions for one large body region (up to a $1,600 value) – Valid on one of the following areas: full arms, upper legs, lower legs, upper back, lower back
• $349 for one year of unlimited laser hair removal sessions for one extra-large body region (up to a $2,750 value) – Valid on one of the following areas: full back, chest, full legs

Provided by the trained aestheticians at Hands That Heal Wellness Centre, Diode laser hair removal renders your skin virtually hairless after a number of sessions that eliminate unwanted fuzz by targeting hairs in their growing stages. Since all of your hairs are at a different stage at any given time, several sessions are required to zap every last one. Good thing you have a year's worth of sessions to make your skin smooth and hairless.